Comedy: Scala vs. Ruby vs. Objective C

 
Please submit your favorite (or least favorite) language!

Added: Java, Clojure, JavaScript

Scala

this.computers = Array(
 Map("Name" -> "MacBook", "Color"->"White"),
 Map("Name" -> "MacBook Pro", "Color"->"Silver"),
 Map("Name" -> "iMac", "Color"->"White"))

Ruby

self.computers = [
 {:Name=>"MacBook", :Color=>"White"},
 {:Name=>"MacBook Pro", :Color=>"Silver"},
 {:Name=>"iMac", :Color=>"White"}]

Objective C

NSDictionary *row1 =
 [[NSDictionary alloc] initWithObjectsAndKeys:
   @"MacBook", @"Name", @"White", @"Color", nil];
NSDictionary *row2 =
 [[NSDictionary alloc] initWithObjectsAndKeys:
   @"MacBook Pro", @"Name", @"Silver", @"Color", nil];
NSDictionary *row3 =
 [[NSDictionary alloc] initWithObjectsAndKeys:
   @"iMac", @"Name", @"White", @"Color", nil];

NSArray *array =
 [[NSArray alloc] initWithObjects: row1, row2, row3, nil];

self.computers = array;

[row1 release];
[row2 release];
[row3 release];
[array release];

Java

Assuming this field:

 Map<String, String>[] computers;

Then:

Map[] maps = {
     new HashMap(){{
         put("Name", "MacBook");  
         put("Color", "White");
     }},
     new HashMap(){{
         put("Name", "MacBook Pro");
         put("Color", "Silver");
     }},
     new HashMap(){{
         put("Name", "iMac");     
         put("Color", "White");
     }}
 };
 this.computers = maps;

Notice you can't use generics with the array creation, and, 4 space indenting! Yeah!

Clojure

(def computers [
 {:Name "MacBook"}
 {:Name "MacBook Pro" :Color "Silver"}
 {:Name "iMac" :Color "White"}])

JavaScript

this.computers =
[{'name':'MacBook', 'color':'White'},
{'name':'MacBook Pro', 'color':'Silver'},
{'name':'iMac', 'color':'White'}];